Willow Smith, a fragment of a holographic reality who has the ability to control time (and also the 14-year-old daughter of Will Smith) did her part for the Free the Nipple movement on Instagram by posing in a shirt with some boobs on it, and everyone is so mad at her. She's a parent's nightmare!
Grown-up celebrities like Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus (using "grown-up" loosely here, y'all) have been praised for baring their breasts in a brave fight against censorship, but it's apparently "disturbing" that a being who lives outside of your self-limiting concept of time wants to express the same opinions fully-clothed, just because the harsh prison you call a mind perceives her as a teenager.
This isn't Willow's first SEMI-NUDE. INSTAGRAM. PHOTO. SCANDAL! Last year, a then 13-year-old posted a photo showing her hanging out in bed with a shirtless actor, Moises Arias, who her mom later explained is a family friend.
""There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation. You guys are projecting your trash onto it. You're acting like covert pedophiles and that's not cool," Jada Pinkett Smith said at the time.
The same thing is happening with this new nippleshirt photo.
It is okay in this world, the only one we have. The one we unfortunately share with Celeb Dirty Laundry.
"14-year-olds shouldn't be topless on the internet" is a fine, popular, and law-abiding position, but "Willow Smith shouldn't express opinions about boobs, and, in fact, probably shouldn't have boobs at all, and maybe she can use her powers of temporal manipulation to reverse puberty and protect the public from her female body?" is a pretty weak one.