Wes Anderson, a mouse-man and also a movie director, is at the Oscars tonight with a decidedly "alt" looking woman. HMMM. How did she get in? Who is she? Is she a spy? My viewing companion says she looks like a two-bit Rachael Leigh Cook, but I am impressed by her hair, which looks natural, her face, which looks natural, her willingness to be myopic in public, and her vintage wedding dress.

A brief amount of "research" reveals her to be Juman Malouf, a Lebanese writer and illustrator and Anderson's girlfriend. He dedicated The Grand Budapest Hotel to her. Isn't that nice.

Here they are last year. Enjoy life you two quirky sparkles.