Justin Bieber Maybe Texts Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jars

Lacey Donohue · 01/20/14 12:24PM

A tiny dick-grabbing, sizzurp-guzzling menace is on the loose, egging neighbors, drinking drank, and texting cock. This person may or may not be Justin Bieber, but based on reports from law enforcement and leaked text messages, this person sounds an awful lot like Justin Bieber.