Ed Sheeran's Shocking Secret...

Kelly Conaboy · 11/03/15 12:20PM

Ed Sheeran is famous for performing acoustic hip hop covers and for comparing his album sales to the much larger album sales of Taylor Swift, as if they were very similar. But do you think you know everything about Ed Sheeran? Well. You do not.

Happy Ending Enthusiasts Review the Massage Parlor Where Calvin Harris Did Something for Two Hours

Jay Hathaway · 09/11/15 03:40PM

EDM Ken-doll and Taylor Swift consort Calvin Harris was seen leaving a Thai massage parlor on Sunset Boulevard earlier this week, after spending two hours inside. Radar reported the spot Harris visited received raves on Yelp as the best “happy ending” spot in town, conjuring visions of a normal human man casting about for relief from his obligations to an exquisite celebrity android. But when it comes to professional handjobs, there are more reliable sources than Yelp, and, apparently, more reliable massage parlors than In Thai Spa.

Calvin Harris Visits "Best Happy Ending" Thai Massage Parlor; Name Taylor Swift’s Emotion

Allie Jones · 09/11/15 12:25PM

It’s always nice when couples have common interests, like skiing or manga or believing in fairytales. For example: In 2008, Taylor Swift sang, “I had so many dreams/About you and me/Happy endings/Now I know,” in the ballad “White Horse.” Then, on Thursday, her official boyfriend Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor that—according to Yelp—provides the “best happy endings” in Hollywood.

Taylor Swift, Not Your Friend, Surprises Audience With Phoebe, Your Friend

Kelly Conaboy · 08/27/15 09:38AM

Last night, during her fifth and final 1989 performance at Los Angeles’s Staples Center, Taylor Swift brought to the stage Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: a singer-songwriter; a pretend woman your mother likes from television; your result in multiple BuzzFeed quizzes. They sang “Smelly Cat,” Buffay-Hannigan’s most well-known tune.

Taylor Swift Apologized

Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/23/15 11:15AM

Someone—Taylor’s PR team, maybe?—realized this dumb Twitter fight with Nicki Minaj was making everyone not named Katy Perry look bad.

Retire the Taylor Swift Underdog Narrative Now

Rich Juzwiak · 06/23/15 03:05PM

Taylor Swift spoke and Apple listened. She wrote an open letter to the tech behemoth regarding its plan to use music without compensating artists, writers, or producers during its three-month trial run of its new streaming service, and just like that, Apple reversed its policy. In response, Wired declared Taylor Swift the “queen of the internet,” while Entrepreneur called her “the most powerful person in tech.”

Three White Swans

Allie Jones · 06/11/15 02:40PM

Here is a photo of Taylor Swift and her new “beau,” the DJ Calvin Harris, enjoying a pool day and doing fun-but-ultimately-restricted poses for the camera. Do these two people like having sex (together), or do they LOVE having sex (together)? If you said yes to either, I’m sure this “hot couple” appreciates your faith.

Rest and Be Thankful for Taylor Swift's Life Is "Not That Hard"

Kelly Conaboy · 05/26/15 09:25AM

I know it can be a struggle to make it through the day after tossing and turning all night, thinking about Taylor Swift, barely getting even a few minutes of sleep. “Yes, Taylor Swift has a wonderful life,” you think, yawning, so sleepy, “So many blessings. But must she work so hard to get them?”