Shia LaBeouf Puts Head Through Window, Suffers Grisly or Minimal Injury

Jay Hathaway · 06/24/15 05:05PM

Shia LeBeouf, a talking man who was once blessedly silent, went to the hospital Wednesday after injuring himself doing a stunt for the upcoming film American Honey. “The actor was supposed to put his head through a glass window in one scene, but a mishap caused his head to be cut, along with his index finger,” Variety reports. (The mishap was probably that he put his head through a glass window?)

Shia LaBeouf Was a Drunk-Ass Mess When He Got Kicked Out of Cabaret

Aleksander Chan · 10/14/14 08:42AM

Professional public spectacle Shia LaBeouf was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and pursuant to the celebrity debacle news cycle, he recounted his June night of drunken misbehavior like it was a hilarious anecdote that anyone could relate to. His story of that night involves: The World Cup, drinking, chasing down a homeless marine, more drinking, being invited to see Cabaret, even more drinking, groping a man's ass, more drinks, and spitting on a cop's shoe.

"Dude. I'm Sorry": Shia LaBeouf Apologizes to Cop He Spit On

Allie Jones · 10/10/14 09:49AM

Haunted beardo Shia LaBeouf kicked off his "I'm normal now, LOL" tour today on The Ellen Show, where he claimed he's been behaving badly for the past year or so because his parents never loved him. He's also "sorry" about that time he spit on a cop. "That's a no-no," he admitted.

Shia LaBeouf Can't Stop #Skywriting

Lacey Donohue · 01/10/14 05:27PM

[Shia LaBeouf announced his retirement Thursday night alongside the mysterious message "#stopcreating." But LaBeouf's love of writing combined with his love of the sky pulled him back into the artistic fold Friday afternoon. "#stopcreating," opined LaBeouf in the skies over Beverly Hills. So deep, man. So fucking deep.]

Shia LaBeouf Keeps Plagiarizing, Plagiarizing, and Plagiarizing

Lacey Donohue · 12/19/13 08:15PM

No one in the world—not even those who genuinely love Duck Dynasty—could love Duck Dynasty more than Shia LaBeouf right now. Because while everyone else is debating freedom of speech vs. the male anus, LaBeouf continues to quietly and shamelessly exercise his freedom to steal speech. The LaBeouf Plagiarism Train of 2013 shows no sign of stopping; at this point, he's either the world's biggest asshole and doing it on purpose, or the world's stupidest asshole and can't stop himself.