Jessica Biel, Vibrators, Vagina

Kelly Conaboy · 10/30/15 10:58AM

Do you think Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have sex a lot, or not a lot? It’s none of our business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t wonder about it privately. For now, our minds our free. Anyway.

Happy Ending Enthusiasts Review the Massage Parlor Where Calvin Harris Did Something for Two Hours

Jay Hathaway · 09/11/15 03:40PM

EDM Ken-doll and Taylor Swift consort Calvin Harris was seen leaving a Thai massage parlor on Sunset Boulevard earlier this week, after spending two hours inside. Radar reported the spot Harris visited received raves on Yelp as the best “happy ending” spot in town, conjuring visions of a normal human man casting about for relief from his obligations to an exquisite celebrity android. But when it comes to professional handjobs, there are more reliable sources than Yelp, and, apparently, more reliable massage parlors than In Thai Spa.

The Little Death Probes Sexual Fetishes and Milks Out Hilarity 

Rich Juzwiak · 06/26/15 02:34PM

If you see one film about a woman who can only orgasm when she sees her husband weeping, see Australian writer/director/actor Josh Lawson’s The Little Death. The anthology film intertwines stories about five fetishes—rape fantasy, role play, dacryphilia (arousal by crying), somnophilia (arousal by a person who is sleeping), and telephone scatologia (arousal from obscene phone calls)—in a playful, often hilarious manner. The scenarios tease out absurdity with cleverness (isn’t a rape fantasy a paradox, after all?). It all culminates with the knock-out final segment, “Sam & Monica,” in which a deaf man uses a Skype sign language interpretation service to call a phone-sex line. The three-way call segment is one of the most brilliant pieces of short-form filmmaking that I’ve ever seen.

Three White Swans

Allie Jones · 06/11/15 02:40PM

Here is a photo of Taylor Swift and her new “beau,” the DJ Calvin Harris, enjoying a pool day and doing fun-but-ultimately-restricted poses for the camera. Do these two people like having sex (together), or do they LOVE having sex (together)? If you said yes to either, I’m sure this “hot couple” appreciates your faith.

Bow Wow Explains: How to Fuck a Groupie in the Digital Age

Sam Biddle · 06/04/15 01:20PM

In our post-Snowden era, the importance of safeguarding our cyber-connected devices against triflin’ eyes has never been more clear, or more urgent. Just ask permanent musical teen and avid sex practitioner Bow Wow, who’s just shared a handy guide for avoiding computerized surveillance while fucking one’s fans.

Sex Advice From John Stamos

Kelly Conaboy · 03/20/15 11:20AM

John Stamos: Full House actor, yogurt commercial advice giver? Yes.

George Clooney's Sexy New Look

Kelly Conaboy · 12/05/14 11:28AM

Even well-known sexpots like George Clooney like to shake up their looks every once in a while. And hey, why not? When you're a celebrity, the world is your oyster! Check out George Clooney's sexy new look after the jump.