Nicki Minaj Gets the Final Word on Miley Cyrus Feud

Rich Juzwiak · 10/07/15 10:41AM

In the latest issue of the New York Times magazine, Nicki Minaj says something extremely well-reasoned regarding Miley Cyrus’s engagement with black culture. It is pointed and specific without getting unfairly personal or malicious. All internet thinkpieces should strive for its tone and succinctness. In fact, it is, in a paragraph, the ultimate internet thinkpiece:

Miley Cyrus Comes Out As...Not Straight

Rich Juzwiak · 05/07/15 03:51PM

This is not the most shocking news coming from someone as LGBT-friendly, wiiiiild, and tongue-agile as Miley Cyrus, but it’s nice nonetheless: She revealed to the AP that “not all her past relationships were ‘straight, heterosexual’ ones.” The piece continues, “She did not elaborate.”

Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend Spotted Cheating On Her With Some Rando

Jordan Sargent · 03/16/15 05:39PM

"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead," Miley Cyrus once sang while singing Adele to her dog, and never has that sentiment rung truer than this past weekend, when her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger—son of Arnold, a true and faithful man—was spotted doing body shots off some rando's stomach in Mexico.

What Would Miley Cyrus Look Like With a Bubble Bath Bush? Voila

Allie Jones · 01/14/15 08:42AM

The only thing keeping you from seeing former Disney star Miley Cyrus' genitals is a conveniently-placed bath bubble in this new V magazine shot, which features Ms. Cyrus standing erect in a tub, fully nude. If you are not in sacred house of worship, here, look:

Miley Cyrus, Clean Up Your Drug Den

Kelly Conaboy · 01/07/15 05:40PM

Miley Cyrus: Is she into drugs, or is she not into drugs? Hard to say, but if new photos obtained by the National Enquirer are to be believed: she is into drugs.

​Miley Cyrus and Madonna Hump, Grind, and Spank During MTV Duet

Lacey Donohue · 01/30/14 12:07PM

Taking two sexy, talented females known for their raunchy antics and putting them on stage together should produce great television. But on Miley Cyrus' MTV Unplugged special Wednesday night, Cyrus and Madonna bumped crotches, sang poorly, and it was spectacularly unexciting. If anything, it was tired and sad.

​Breakdowns: Christmas Comes Early for Community and Sherlock Fans

Lacey Donohue · 12/24/13 01:40PM

If all you wanted from Santa was a Sherlock mini-episode and a glimpse of Dean Pelton, today is your lucky day. Merry Christmas! And I'll take this opportunity to also wish a very Merry Christmas to those of you who watched The Sound of Music Live! even though you've ruined TV forever.

Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan: Who Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?

Beejoli Shah · 09/11/13 10:43AM

Given that our nation has nothing else majorly important to focus on right now, it's easy to get swept up in Miley mania and wonder where it all went so wrong. But before we chalk this all up to Miley just bein' Miley, it's important to remember that someone showed her the way—America's ginger sweetheart, Lindsay Lohan. So just who is taking the crown for baddest bitch of this millennium?