Report: Brad Pitt Dismissed From Jury Duty for Being Too Brad Pitty

Kelly Conaboy · 12/19/14 02:23PM

Would you convict someone of a crime you don't believe they committed, simply because Brad Pitt—handsome Brad Pitt—wished to see them behind bars (for his own reasons, we don't need to pry)? Yes. And that is why Brad Pitt cannot serve on a jury.