Ciara Will Not Have Sex Before Marriage, Says Her Boyfriend

Jay Hathaway · 07/06/15 04:52PM

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, who’s just one pass completion short of getting everything he ever wanted in life, really wanted to date Ciara. Now he is dating Ciara. What he’s not doing—he claims—is having sex with Ciara.

Holy Moron Kirk Cameron Thinks Your Wife's Feet Need an Awesome Rub

Lacey Donohue · 11/13/14 06:02PM

As long as we've got Kirk Cameron, the holiest moron on Facebook, we've got the world spinning right in our hands. And that world is crazy as fuck, spinning out of control, and someone please stop him from making videos and posting them online.