Remember When Fifty Shades' Jamie Dornan Actually Showed Off His Dick?

Jordan Sargent · 03/09/15 09:15AM

If there was one thing that Jamie Dornan wanted you to know about landing the leading role in bondage and kink extravaganza Fifty Shades of Grey—which just so happened to be one of the most anticipated big budget movies in years—it's that under no circumstances would he be asked to show his dick. But back in his modeling days, he wasn't—or, at least, wasn't able to be—so picky.

Is Jamie Dornan Quitting 50 Shades of Grey?

Kelly Conaboy · 02/24/15 11:49AM

Jamie Dornan, as Christian Grey, doesn't make love. He fucks—hard. But will he fuck the 50 Shades of Grey franchise hard, as well? It seems as though he might.

Like Pretty Woman, But for Free: Fifty Shades of Grey

Rich Juzwiak · 02/13/15 11:20AM

Sam Taylor-Johnson's movie adaptation of E. L. James's novel Fifty Shades of Grey is an erotic thriller without the thrills. It's a hooker fantasy without any cash transaction. (At least Christian Grey could have the decency to pay Anastasia Steele for her trouble and degradation!) It's S&M without any real pain. It's sex without a single fluid swapped.

50 Shades of [Sigh]: The Disastrous 50 Shades of Grey Press Tour

Kelly Conaboy · 02/04/15 02:32PM

According to its publisher, at the spike of its popularity, two copies of E.L. James' 50 Shades of Grey trilogy were being sold every second. In accessible terms, that works out to more than one hundred million copies sold, to date.

Jamie Dornan Got Yelled At

Kelly Conaboy · 01/14/15 01:30PM

Jamie Dornan, whose dick and balls look like a little bag of grapes, plays Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey. Matt Bomer, whose dick and balls look like I don't know what, does not play Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey.

Jamie Dornan's Wild, Sexy Night at the Sex Dungeon

Kelly Conaboy · 12/17/14 01:40PM

You know how whenever you go to a sex dungeon you're always like, "Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show"? Well, you're not going to believe this, but Jamie Dornan thought that exact thing when he went to a sex dungeon. For work!

Alert: No Full-Frontal Dick in 50 Shades of Grey Movie

Aleksander Chan · 11/03/14 10:51AM

The long-awaited film adaptation of Twilight fanfic and bestselling smut 50 Shades of Grey is nearly upon us, but according to star Jamie Dornan, we will not be getting a full-frontal view of his dick. This is confusing, because of all the movies in the world where a guy's peen could appropriately co-star, this one tops the list.

Will Jamie Dornan Win an Oscar for 50 Shades of Grey?

Kelly Conaboy · 08/13/14 11:27AM

Will Jamie Dornan win an Oscar for the role of Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of the Twilight fan-fiction sex novel 50 Shades of Grey? Yes. Oops, sorry, I mean—Will he? It's the question on everyone's sexy lips as we inch closer to award season, and 50 Shades co-screenwriter Kelly Marcel thinks she has your answer!