Everyone At the Golden Globes Was Sweating Their Asses Off

Jordan Sargent · 01/12/15 10:35AM

Sometimes award shows look fun. This year's Golden Globes was not one of those award shows, primarily because every person there sported a noticeable sheen of sweat that made their heads glisten under the stage lights like hams at a deli counter. As evidence, take the above video of Katherine Heigl and David Duchovny, who look like they jogged onstage directly from their homes.

See Transparent Dedicate Its Groundbreaking Win to Leelah Alcorn

Aleksander Chan · 01/11/15 09:03PM

Amazon's first major award was for a historic show in its own right: Transparent, where Jeffrey Tambor plays a father of three transitioning from being retired college professor Mort to Maura. "This award is dedicated to the memory of Leelah Alcorn and too many people trans people who die too young," creator Jill Soloway said in her acceptance speech, the cast gathered around her.

Here Are Your 2015 Golden Globe Winners

Aleksander Chan · 01/11/15 07:45PM

The Golden Globes—America's favorite party of drunk, wannabe Oscar winners and really drunk cable television stars—is back for another night of awkward hobnobbing and strained niceties. And handing out trophies. Come talk blunders, victories, gags, and goofs with team Defamer.

Here Are Your Birdman-Leading 2015 Golden Globe Nominees 

Aleksander Chan · 12/11/14 09:27AM

God, can you believe it's already awards season again? The 2015 Golden Globe nominees are in, and Birdman leads the pack. The drunkest (and best) awards show airs live on NBC January 11 with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. The major award nominees listed below, the rest you can read here.

​Jared Leto's "Distinguished" Man Bun Created Just for Golden Globes

Lacey Donohue · 01/13/14 04:52PM

No one watching Sunday night's Golden Globes wondered who did Jared Leto's hair because his greasy man bun / half pony style screamed DIY. But like most of Hollywood, Leto's low-key weird hair was only an illusion—an illusion brought to you by hair professionals and aged sea salt spray.

Lacey Donohue · 01/13/14 04:26PM

A group of sad rich people paid $4,200 each for the Golden Globes package at the Beverly Hilton this weekend. The extraordinarily bad value included two nights at the hotel, one dinner, a gift bag from the spa, and a bleacher seat for the sewage-scented red carpet.

Lacey Donohue · 01/13/14 03:28PM

The 2014 Golden Globe Awards hit a 10-year high in viewers, with 20.9 million people watching Jacqueline Bisset on NBC shout "Shit!" before babbling into the microphone for an eternity. More people still watched football, as the Broncos / Chargers game pulled in 36.3 million viewers for CBS.

Lacey Donohue · 01/13/14 11:28AM

[A music legend and Bono cuddle up Sunday night at The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills. Image by Charles Gallay via Getty]

Lacey Donohue · 01/12/14 11:38PM