The woman trapped in a hell of her own making, Dakota Johnson, returned from vacation yesterday. Was the reticent Fifty Shades of Grey star partying in Mexico, spring break style, with girlfriends her own age (25)? No. She was in Cancun with her mom and her mom's most embarrassing friend, Kris Jenner.
Dakota Johnson brought her mom Melanie Griffith to the Oscars tonight, and Jaysusss was she embarrassing. It turns out that Mel hasn't seen Fifty Shades of Grey, and she doesn't really plan on seeing Fifty Shades of Grey, because she doesn't have to see "that" to know Dakota is a great actress. Moommm.
The above photo is one of three that mother and designer of the Jessica Simpson Collection® Jessica Simpson posted during the wee hours of Sunday morning, presumably after watching Fifty Shades of Grey at the Regency Valley Plaza 6 with her husband, former NFL tight end Eric Johnson. She captioned the photo, "V-Day #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON."
Sam Taylor-Johnson's movie adaptation of E. L. James's novel Fifty Shades of Grey is an erotic thriller without the thrills. It's a hooker fantasy without any cash transaction. (At least Christian Grey could have the decency to pay Anastasia Steele for her trouble and degradation!) It's S&M without any real pain. It's sex without a single fluid swapped.
Charlie Hunnam, a ruggedly handsome actor known for his work on TV shows like Sons of Anarchy, totally freaked out after he quit the surefire blockbuster Fifty Shades of Grey movie. He told Moviefone yesterday that he gave away his lead role last summer because "I just had like ... frankly, something of a nervous breakdown."