Chelsea Handler: Jason Biggs Peed On My Face

Aleksander Chan · 10/16/14 08:21AM

Your mean neighbor, Chelsea Handler, regaled the story of pale oaf Jason Biggs peeing on her face as she clung to boat in the heavy tide of the ocean. "I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle," she said on Conan last night.

Is Chelsea Handler Building a Clique of Power Women?

Kelly Conaboy · 07/30/14 12:59PM

The summer's increased lightning strike injuries first tipped you off, then you began to smell it in the air. "Could it be..." you allowed yourself to wonder briefly. "No, no. No, it couldn't." Well, I hope rather than scare you this news brings you a bit of relief—relief that you haven't been imagining it after all. Your mind is trustworthy. Your gut is true. Chelsea Handler is building a clique of power women. (Reportedly.)