Lacey Donohue · 01/16/14 01:59PM

Duck Dynasty—a show about a man who hates anal—returned last night to A&E for a fifth season. Though more than 8.5 million viewers tuned in, the number is far from the 11.8 million viewers who watched the fourth season premiere in August. This means 8.5 million too many people are still watching, but it's a start.

A+E Caves, Reinstates Bearded Bigot Phil Robertson to Duck Dynasty

Beejoli Shah · 12/27/13 06:11PM

A mere eight days after placing Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson on "indefinite hiatus" following his homophobic comments to GQ Magazine, A+E has caved to Internet demand and brought Robertson back to the cast of the popular cable show. The reinstatement comes after a petition at garnered 259,979 signatures (at the time of publication)—a mere 2% of the show's average 11.8 million viewer audience.

Breakdowns: Kate Upton's Boobs May Star In The New Entourage Movie

Beejoli Shah · 11/12/13 12:39PM

The Entourage movie might cast Kate Upton, because, obviously; The Wahlberg brothers are turning to reality television, because it worked out so well for Clint Eastwood; Alec Baldwin is not a good news show host; and Brad Pitt's Fury has invoked that reaction from the Brits.