Dakota Johnson Is Still Talking About How Much She Hates 50 Shades of Grey

Kelly Conaboy · 09/18/15 03:44PM

As you may remember, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson were incapable of hiding their disdain for both each other and their lightly-sexy sex movie 50 Shades of Grey throughout the press tour for 50 Shades of Grey, which took place earlier this year. Johnson is currently making the rounds for her new film Black Mass, but still can’t shake the fact that oh my god she hated that other movie so fucking much.

Laters, Baby: 50 Shades of Grey Sequel Officially Without a Director

Kelly Conaboy · 03/26/15 09:43AM

"There's something about you. I can't leave you alone. I'm like a moth to a flame," Christian Grey once told Anastasia Steele. In a statement released today, director Sam Taylor-Johnson told the 50 Shades of Grey franchise the opposite. (In a way.)

Remember When Fifty Shades' Jamie Dornan Actually Showed Off His Dick?

Jordan Sargent · 03/09/15 09:15AM

If there was one thing that Jamie Dornan wanted you to know about landing the leading role in bondage and kink extravaganza Fifty Shades of Grey—which just so happened to be one of the most anticipated big budget movies in years—it's that under no circumstances would he be asked to show his dick. But back in his modeling days, he wasn't—or, at least, wasn't able to be—so picky.

Is Jamie Dornan Quitting 50 Shades of Grey?

Kelly Conaboy · 02/24/15 11:49AM

Jamie Dornan, as Christian Grey, doesn't make love. He fucks—hard. But will he fuck the 50 Shades of Grey franchise hard, as well? It seems as though he might.

50 Shades of [Sigh]: The Disastrous 50 Shades of Grey Press Tour

Kelly Conaboy · 02/04/15 02:32PM

According to its publisher, at the spike of its popularity, two copies of E.L. James' 50 Shades of Grey trilogy were being sold every second. In accessible terms, that works out to more than one hundred million copies sold, to date.

Jamie Dornan Got Yelled At

Kelly Conaboy · 01/14/15 01:30PM

Jamie Dornan, whose dick and balls look like a little bag of grapes, plays Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey. Matt Bomer, whose dick and balls look like I don't know what, does not play Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey.

Jamie Dornan's Wild, Sexy Night at the Sex Dungeon

Kelly Conaboy · 12/17/14 01:40PM

You know how whenever you go to a sex dungeon you're always like, "Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show"? Well, you're not going to believe this, but Jamie Dornan thought that exact thing when he went to a sex dungeon. For work!

Alert: No Full-Frontal Dick in 50 Shades of Grey Movie

Aleksander Chan · 11/03/14 10:51AM

The long-awaited film adaptation of Twilight fanfic and bestselling smut 50 Shades of Grey is nearly upon us, but according to star Jamie Dornan, we will not be getting a full-frontal view of his dick. This is confusing, because of all the movies in the world where a guy's peen could appropriately co-star, this one tops the list.

Will Jamie Dornan Win an Oscar for 50 Shades of Grey?

Kelly Conaboy · 08/13/14 11:27AM

Will Jamie Dornan win an Oscar for the role of Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of the Twilight fan-fiction sex novel 50 Shades of Grey? Yes. Oops, sorry, I mean—Will he? It's the question on everyone's sexy lips as we inch closer to award season, and 50 Shades co-screenwriter Kelly Marcel thinks she has your answer!

Breakdowns: Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Childrens Lives On Nickelodeon

Beejoli Shah · 11/13/13 11:51AM

Ryan Seacrest wants kids to be just like him: no athletic ability, but a keen understanding of pop culture; Angelina Jolie's cheekbones are intended to terrify you; NBC relies on bribery to coax their actors into working; and your S&M fantasies just got pushed back six months by Universal.

Breakdowns: Madonna Called Someone "Enslaver" During 12 Years A Slave

Beejoli Shah · 10/14/13 11:47AM

Madonna gets banned from a movie theater for poor use of insults; Charlie Hunnam drops out of 50 Shades of Grey because no reason, definitely not cold feet or anything; Bill Murray won't be able to come to your parties for a few weeks—he's got a REAL job to do—and Edward Norton will be trying to save a show that should be taken out back and humanely shot between the eyes.

Breakdowns: Bill Nye the Science Guy Has Dancing Feet

Beejoli Shah · 09/04/13 01:09PM

Hunger Games madness has reached a fever pitch; Bill Nye might be chemistry-ing his way to that coveted mirror ball trophy; and NBC has come up with another "Let's just close our eyes and hope for the best" strategy to revive their struggling network.