Sit dat ass down pls sir/ma'am > RT “@IHOP: I ain't got no type. Pancakes are the only thing that I like.”
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) March 11, 2015
Brands—can they ever be cool? Nicki Minaj, in one effortless tweet, puts a final nail in the tirelessly overstuffed coffin home to the maggot-eaten corpses of every brand Twitter account to boast an intimate and casual understanding of bae. Sit dat ass down.