After getting intimate with Ashton Kutcher at least one time, Mila Kunis gave birth to a baby. And let Mila Kunis tell you, that baby was freakin' huge. She revealed to Ellen Degeneres today that not-so-little Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher "was 9.5 pounds when she was born." Really? "Yeah! Yeah! Uh huh!" Mila confirmed.

Mila says that Wyatt's straight-up gargantuan size rendered her incapable of fitting into designated newborn clothing. She explained:

Because she was so big, she was like a hearty little thing; we skipped the newborn stage. And so she was like a good hearty eater. ...Newborn never happened. Newborn diapers never happened. And newborn clothes never happened, 0-3.

Newborn never happened. All those little onesie gifts, likely purchased by people like Topher Grace and Wilmer Valderrama, gone to waste.

So how big is this baby now? If you guessed literally enormous, you'd be right. "She's 4 months old and wears 6-month clothing, 6-9. She's a big girl, y'all!" Mila exclaimed.

Ellen also asked Mila whether or not she was already secretly married to Ashton Kutcher, to which Mila replied, "I don't know! I don't know! I don't know."

She has a big baby and she doesn't know.

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