Us Magazine reports Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have broken up. It’s sad, but as Oscar Wilde has written in numerous on-line images made for dissemination through Tumblr and Facebook, “The heart was made to be broken.”

Of course, this isn’t the first time Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence have broken up. In fact, it is the second time. Did they break up this time because of the nightmare vacation Chris Martin and his former wife Gwyneth Paltrow made Jennifer Lawrence take in order to spend quality time with the entire family and also Gwyneth Paltrow’s boyfriend Brad Falchuk? My guess is that, yes, that is either the reason or a good indication of what the reason might be.

However, an Us Magazine insider says it is because Jennifer Lawrence is too successful. “Jen has been working nonstop” says this insider, “and they never saw each other.”

The same insider reports Lawrence is “spending more time” with her ex Nicholas Hoult again, instead of this old man and his terrible family.

All right.

Truly, these are strangers.

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