Are Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper having sex? Yes, almost certainly. Why wouldn't they. However, Jennifer Lawrence would like to assure you (unprompted) there is "no sex" in their professional work spouse relationship—mmhm.

Bradley Cooper spoke to Us Weekly at a screening of the pair's straight-to-VOD film Serena about his non-sexual feelings for his sexy, young, talented, and single platonic friend and coworker:

"I respect her so much as a professional, as an actor, and I think she's the best there is. I just learn from her. You always want to work with people who are better than you."

Additionally, Jennifer Lawrence spoke to the magazine about her non-sexual "work spouse" relationship with her sexy, older, talented, and single platonic friend and coworker:

"And I feel the same way about him," Lawrence added. And though they both cop to being each other's work spouses, the Dior spokesmodel assured Us that there is "no sex!" in their relationship.

Mmhm—why not double-down on assuring there is no sex in your "work spouse" relationship, a relationship category already defined by its lack of sex? "We're neighbors—just without the sex." "He owns my favorite little cafe—without the sex." "We take the same train to work sometimes—but without sex." Mmhm.

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper: You guys should have sex.

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