Imagine your worst vacation. Wait—Imagine your best vacation. What you are now imagining is, the worst vacation a wealthy celebrity could possibly take with other celebrities. Now imagine Gwyneth Paltrow there. If you did this correctly, you have just imagined Jennifer Lawrence’s upcoming vacation.

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couples’ vacation, allegedly. A couples vacation that will include:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow
  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s boyfriend Brad Falchuk

A couples’ vacation that will also include:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s ex-husband Chris Martin

And also it will include:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s ex-husband Chris Martin’s girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence

And also:

  • Apple and Moses (human children)

From Radar:

“Gwyneth recognizes it’s time for Jen to meet the whole family, and she wants Chris to be there for Brad’s first proper bonding experience with the children.”


“The plan is to spend a week together in Hawaii, as soon as all their schedules permit, but definitely before the end of summer.”


“Poor Jen is dreading it,” the source revealed. But despite letting the kids eat forbidden french fries after his split with Goopy Gwyn, the source insists that [Chris Martin] is still willing to do things Paltrow’s way. “Chris is still spellbound by Gwyneth and her rules, so he’s insisting on it.”

Imagine. A vacation to bond with your hella old boyfriend’s ex-wife and children, while his ex-wife’s new boyfriend is doing the same. While spending your days in a tiny island chain where everything costs 1000% more than it does back home.


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