After sacrificing We Are Men to the gods of bad television, I've learned from an inside source that CBS just picked up the back 9 episodes on their remaining newcomer comedies: Mom, The Millers, and single-cam surprise The Crazy Ones.

The network came out swinging with its new offerings, and easily took the top spot in comedies. While critics originally thought the net's high ratings would come solely from returning mainstays The Big Bang Theory and Two And a Half Men, the freshmen comedies have been routinely outpacing their counterparts on other networks.

And because these things matter to me, you heard it here first.