Demon Popstar Ariana Grande Contaminates Donuts With Her Hellish Tongue
Ariana Grande, a mewling kitten wearing sexy bloomers, claimed in 2013 that she was attacked by demons from hell. This weekend, however, she revealed herself to be the true demon from hell by sneakily licking donuts at a donut shop and then not buying them. Also: she “hates America.” Also: she’s dating a backup dancer.
In security footage obtained by TMZ from Wolfee Donuts in Lake Elsinore, Calif., the rude, glossy goblin and her new boyfriend dare each other to lick the perfectly good donuts sitting on the top shelf, and then they do. After completing the stunt, Ariana laughs demonically. Then she licks her boyfriend.
At the end of the video, a hardworking employee—then unaware of Ariana’s deceitful and truly psychotic deeds—offers her a fresh tray of donuts, straight from the donut mines, to which she responds:
What the fuck is that? I hate Americans. I hate America.
Everyone stand back because Satan himself is working through this tiny but clearly menacing pop star!!!!