Dakota Johnson brought her mom Melanie Griffith to the Oscars tonight, and Jaysusss was she embarrassing. It turns out that Mel hasn't seen Fifty Shades of Grey, and she doesn't really plan on seeing Fifty Shades of Grey, because she doesn't have to see "that" to know Dakota is a great actress. Moommm.

You can watch the touching mother-daughter moment below.

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ATTN Dakota Johnson's mom: Dakota will be in her room for the rest of the night and she does not feel like talking to you, do not even knock.