Beyoncé Hated by All After Waking Us Up Early for Diet "Announcement"
The Beyhive, Beyoncé’s legion of buzzing, loyal fans woke up like this: excited for the Queen Bey’s heavily-promoted “big announcement” on Good Morning America. “Beyonce has something amazing that she wants you to know,” the dramatic promo promised. “So what is it?”
Here’s the big secret: Bey wants you to eat more vegetables, like she does. In the GMA segment—which she did not even go to the studio for—Beyoncé stands on a roof and explains that her vegan diet really works. The vegan diet that she announced to her fans two months ago. None of this is new.
And now the beyhive has turned into an angry hornet’s nest.
Beyoncé's announcement is that she's vegan? pic.twitter.com/8K2QgF4o4gJune 8, 2015
@GMA @Beyoncé ME NO FUCKING WANT IT. I HOPE YOUR STUDIO CATCHES FIRE AND EVERY PRODUCER WHO THOUGHT THIS CUTE STUNT WAS FUNNY DIES IN FLAMESJune 8, 2015
did Beyoncé really wake me up at 8 o'clock to tell me to be a vegan? girl......June 8, 2015
The Hive leaving for work after that Beyoncé "announcement" pic.twitter.com/Brdcckv4z3June 8, 2015
Bey KNOWS that we expected something else.June 8, 2015
‘I love vegan food, said Beyoncé. It makes me ***Flawless, she continued.’ pic.twitter.com/PPzt3miPbn
— all things meat news (@KillioussBey) June 8, 2015
Beyoncé: I have an announcement Hive: OMFG A TOUR???? ALBUM?????? Beyoncé: Y'all fat lolJune 8, 2015
Me arriving to the launch of Beyoncé's Vegan Diet plan pic.twitter.com/CSMNhTYK6qJune 8, 2015
Fans have now taken protesting by posting non-vegan food emojis in the comments of Bey’s Instagram photos.
Beyoncé reading her Instagram comments like pic.twitter.com/FsIcOjgXcUJune 8, 2015
Beyoncé, you are going to have to drop an album or a baby tomorrow for people to forgive you.
Or at least, most people. A few select superfans—the inner sanctum of the Beyhive, if you will—predicted last night that Bey’s announcement would be no surprise.
They made that clip of Beyonce soooo dramatic for no reason. Guaranteed she's gonna come talking about that vegan diet 😂June 8, 2015
World stop—carry on.