Cue the laugh track, because we’ve got a reckless sitcom on our hands: according to reports, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are still going to live together after their divorce. Page Six explains: “Ben, who has been staying in hotels in recent months, will live on the property of their Brentwood marital home, but will not share the main house.”

Haha, what is Ben Affleck, poor? I mean...maybe, but according to Us Weekly, this arrangement is for the kids. The soon-to-be-exes will co-parent their three children Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel together apart on one extremely awkward $17 million Brentwood, California compound.

Picture this: Leo DiCaprio comes over to hang out with Ben, but he brings strippers! Who do not take their shoes off to walk on this nice carpet! And then Jen has to get up for yoga in the morning, aackk. Oh my god, is Ben smoking by the pool? Oh my god, is Ben remarried already?

This is going to be a fun adventure.

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