Here is an incomplete list of the guests Taylor Swift has welcomed to the stage so far during her 1989 tour: Gigi Hadid, Lorde, Serayah McNeill from Empire, Lena Dunham, the U.S. Women’s soccer team, the girl group Little Mix, the girl group Fifth Harmony, and...Julia Roberts and Joan Baez!

Joan Baez. Yes. This very real and insane cameo prompted writer Lara Marie Schoenhals to imagine which famous women Taylor will befriend onstage next. The resulting video “PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE...” is a delightfully horrifying window into the mind of a deranged pop star who will stop at nothing to be the most fun, feminist, female friend in history. We love it.

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