Fledgling memoirist Kristin Cavallari posted a photo of herself with bangs on Instagram yesterday. Caption: “Having fun on set with my #secretbangs and @thescottycunha @mr_nicolasbru.”

What’s the opposite of a secret? An electric blue blimp flying over the 2004 MTV Movie Awards with the sentence “I’M WEARING FAKE BANGS” painted on the side in 50 foot neon orange letters? That’s what those bangs are. Secret’s out.

Further social media research indicates Kristin is shooting an infomercial for bangs. The set appears to be a mall.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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