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@Mel Gibstein: I was gonna say that Rob Lowe usually hits his birds with his fists, not his balls. But this wasn't the Chris Albrecht Classic so it wouldn't have been apropos.

s00p3rm4n

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At least he wasn't filmed fucking an underage bird.

Mel Gibstein

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Why do birds suddenly appear every time Lowe is near? Just like me, they long to be close to him.

Victor Ward

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Why does Rob Lowe hate our freedoms?

Sweet Panda Love

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Iiiiiowa!! IIiiiiiowa!! THAT's where the birds die LOoooooowe.



(Sung to the tune of 'That's Where the Tall Corn Grows'.)

lkf1016

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It was the bird's own fault. It was trying to catch the ball to sell on eBay.

TedSez

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I realize that it's all just flyover country, but the Goldfinch is the state bird of Iowa, not Ohio.

Ozyman666

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at which point, Rob's Pro-Am teammate Ozzy Ozbourne grabbed the bird, bit it's head off and yelled, "Fuckin' 'ell it is!"

SteamyMcFirecrotch

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