HAHHAHAAH GO Norma, that's classic. I love me some Dallas boys, but I think I would rather take the path stones to the waterfall and save the messy undergrowth for those special occasions.

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

Damn, there are so many hotter guys to leave your husband for. Even if your husband is Chris Robinson.

Norma Desmond

That's probably how his nose got flattened.

Miss Anne Thrope

Kate must have the cleanest balloon knot in Hollywood, even more than Lara Flynn Boyle's bleached one.

King of All Hacks

That Hansel is so hot right now.

snideproject

Me, Dupree, and... Not You.

blithespirit

She must like a good arse-licking.

Who could forget Butterscotch's famous sex-quote: "There's more than one path to the waterfall."

Trixie from Toronto

i can see that. what a shame...

i've always thought chris is hot, hot, hot...

i love the lanky rockers.

CandyStryper

Is Owen taking a homewrecking page out of his role in "The Royal Tennenbaums?"

PR Flack Brian

She obviously didn't cheat on Chris. Salad tossing doesn't count.

Simpatia

But oh their poor kids- her ears and his nose? Yikes.

LagunaBitch

Kate and Butterscotch are a definite Hollywood lookalike couple. May they have many shaggy-haired children.

Cookie Guggleman