Am I supposed to know who or what is a Steely Dan? Because I don't.

Romana Klay

At least to our knowledge, the Stallion doesn't sing songs praising statutory rape. So I think he wins. Sorry, that Dakota Fanning thing is still grossing me out.

BoHan

If you did a Venn Diagram for the fanbases of both Steely Dan and The Wilson Brothers, you'll find the only overlapping categorie(s) to be:

*Old horny ladies

Back in the Habit

You would think on one of those paths to the waterfall, B-Scotch S might have learned that you don't mess with the Dan.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

Feeble Fascist Douchebags: Good name for a Steely Dan tribute band.

Cookie Guggleman

I don't know if the letter's a joke.

Skunk Baxter, a member of Steely Dan, is regarded as an "expert" on terrorist and defense issues and has been feted by various right-wing organizations who wallow in fantasies of world domination to compensate for their micropenises.

This letter has all the panache of the chickenhawkery we expect from feeble fascist douchebags like Skunk.

King of All Hacks

Did Burroughs whine like this when the band appropriated their name from his work?

Guys, you're named after a DILDO, get over yourselves.

windowseat

I'm pretty sure the letter's a joke.

TheJerseyDevil

I wouldn't doubt that karma. It might have seemed cute when John Mahoney destroyed, "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" in Say Anything, but it was long time between that gig and 'Fraiser'.

TheStarterWife