<![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision]]> At least stop casting your wife (or whoever you happen to be dating at the time) as anything beyond Doorstop #1. Jeebus, she was horrifying AND horrible.

Clerks II had a couple of nice moments, but I felt like I had to dig through six feet of the worst Gary Stu-age shit that I've seen come from Smith (and that's saying a lot, because the man loves his Sues and Stus) just to get to it.

Rosario Dawson's boobs were mesmerizing, though. Damn.

Get Euphemistic!

]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision]]> To be fair, his arc on Degrassi was excellent.

employeemegan

]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision]]> Y'know I used to love Kevin Smith and his films.
Being from Jersey, it felt natural.

But over time, and after meeting his "fans", you realize that things aren't what they used to be. Maybe we've all grown more mature (unlikely) or Smith has just developed into a hack (very likely), but it just feels tired.

Give up already.

Rick Blaine

]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision]]> No one over the age of 14 should have a "MySpace" page.

Sheesh.

yikesahootie

]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision]]> Please stop making movies Kevin. Please stop writing them, acting in them, directing them and talking about them.
Please.
Stop.
Love,
America.

Bidwell

]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision]]> What's really pathetic is how Smith (or his studio's publicists) is using imdb.com to inflate the audience rating of Clerks II. Obviously, this happens but I've never seen it to the extent I've seen with Clerks II. Nearly all the writers' reviews come from first time reviewers (hint hint) who give the movie 10 stars and gush about it with the hyperbole that only a publicist would love.

King of All Hacks

]]> <![CDATA[Joel Siegel Not Sharing Kevin Smith's Donkey-On-Woman Vision]]> Dag, who wants to bleep whose bleep? Siegel on M. Night or Smith on Siegel? Considering Smith is as excited about the Siegel walk-out as he was for the 8-minute ovation at Cannes (well-deserved I might add, that donkey show really brought a tenderness that other donkey shows have lacked before)...sounds to me like that little bitch Smith has been gunning for Siegel and his bleep-catcher for some time now.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

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