<![CDATA[Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Million Little Palinisms: Leaked Emails Already Contradicting The "Truth" of <i>Going Rogue</i>]]> Let's all just hope that:

1) Sarah has intimate knowledge of Levi's wang.

2) this knowledge turned into Trig.

3) A sex tape exists documenting both one and two.

(Short of tourette's like verbal diarrhea wherein she castigates nearly every group, community, or population in this country, I don't see much else stopping her. If there had been no George W. Bush...maybe. But apparently this country isn't afraid to elect dumb.) #sarahpalin

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Anonymous <i>Call Girl</i> Author Belle de Jour Outed as "Slutty Scientist" Costume Incarnate]]> Well hellooo, Doctah! #belledejour

onebadclam

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Foster Kamer: Of course Armond White thinks Precious is terrible. He's a contrarian who thinks Norbit and Little Man are insightful looks at black culture.

(Really. You go look up the reviews on NY Press. I'm not giving him the page views.) #2012

Facebones

]]> <![CDATA[Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings and Their First Wedding <strike>Conspiracy</strike> Trend]]> Is "cougtard" happening yet? If not, it should be. #weddings

ParahSalin

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @GlasgowRose: That was one of my favorite stories in high school. It made ms ad I wasn't Jewish. #belledejour

ms_priestypants

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@Jsmoke: Of course. Another Today show sketch with Kristen Wiig as Kathy Lee and that other chick as Hoda Kotb. I love Kristen Wiig, she's easily the best, most naturally funny cast member, and this sketch probably could be made funny. But it never is. It's way to fucking long and not. funny.

My boyfriend makes fun of me when we watch SNL on Saturday nights because we're usually drunk and I just lay on the couch and shout "Too looong!" But I'm right, am I not?

VeraEumelus

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Phyllis Nefler: Screw Mario Ramirez, you have NO idea how pissed I was when I got shut out at $13,000. #berniemadoff

ParahSalin

]]> <![CDATA[Anonymous <i>Call Girl</i> Author Belle de Jour Outed as "Slutty Scientist" Costume Incarnate]]> And clearly, she's a fan of Woody Allen's "The Whore of Mensa." #belledejour

GlasgowRose

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @laddibugg: Good eye. I missed it, the first time. #belledejour

Magister

]]> <![CDATA[Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?]]> Why are the 2 guys who are not will.I.am still putting up with this farce? #saturdaynightlive

amoureuse is a second class citizen

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This show is now being written by all the people who washed out of the Leno show. Michaels can no longer produce a decent SNL.

nostateleftbehind001

]]> <![CDATA[Funny Thing is: People are <i>Still</I> Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?]]> Speaking of not eating at Sardi's, I'm having dinner at Peter Luger in an hour. And I'm worried that my experience is going to dampened by the fact that I'm still SO hungover. #newyork

mattchew03

]]> <![CDATA[A Million Little Palinisms: Leaked Emails Already Contradicting The "Truth" of <i>Going Rogue</i>]]> I'll quit on the spot if I ever receive a work-related email from a superior that includes the words, "I say I love you guys!!!"

Fucking inappropriate. #sarahpalin

riggssm

]]> <![CDATA[Anonymous <i>Call Girl</i> Author Belle de Jour Outed as "Slutty Scientist" Costume Incarnate]]> I'm completely fascinated by first-person accounts of women from this academic/professional milieu who choose sex work.

I've often wondered why I find their stories so captivating. My current theory is that when you choose sex work in this milieu, you're separating yourself from your female peers not because (or not just because) you're doing it for money -- but because you're forced to confront the realities of (male) desire and your specific place as an object in its hierarchy...which is something your female peers rarely seem to grapple with.

Put simply, when you turn to this work, you can retain no illusions about exactly how much sexual power you have over men. You have to find out. I suspect many women are able to go through their entire lives without ever posing this question to themselves, and thus they can maintain a kind of winking-nodding-flirting acquaintance with male desire. While a woman who takes this further step probably comes to understand a lot of things about men that her peers will never know.

Perhaps this is part of what's going on when men fall in love with sex workers. That hasn't happened to me, at least not yet...but sometimes I think I can understand why it happens to some guys.

skahammer

]]> <![CDATA[Anonymous <i>Call Girl</i> Author Belle de Jour Outed as "Slutty Scientist" Costume Incarnate]]> She's not the first Dr. Ho... #belledejour

GlasgowRose

]]> <![CDATA[A Million Little Palinisms: Leaked Emails Already Contradicting The "Truth" of <i>Going Rogue</i>]]> This woman thinks Cole Porter is a job on a train.

She COULD have been VP or P!!! P for crisssake...

My ancient bones shiver. #sarahpalin

fauxscot

]]> <![CDATA[A Million Little Palinisms: Leaked Emails Already Contradicting The "Truth" of <i>Going Rogue</i>]]> please tell me that the audio book version will be voiced by non other than sarah herself. please. #sarahpalin

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @snugbug: Here, here...I agree 100%...but how can I get serious when I have 69 at the end of my name? #saturdaynightlive

TheProfessor69

]]> <![CDATA[Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?]]> This didn't even go into the "Jon Bovi" bit. I had to turn down the volume on my TV I was so embarrassed for them.

Honestly, who pitched this idea?! #saturdaynightlive

Mike Byhoff

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @snugbug: That's what happens when you study gender roles and work in sketch comedy at the same time. You should have heard the discussion my Gender in Literature class had on the movie Old School. That movie's all about heterosexual men trying to reclaim their masculinity after being domesticized by marriage. #saturdaynightlive

VioletViolet

]]> <![CDATA[Inside the Bernie Madoff Tchotchke Auction]]> I'm just wondering meanwhile if Ruth wore the Benz necklace or if Bernie did. #berniemadoff

BlinkyMcChuck

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @smartastic: Not implying grim. New Yorkers adapt. It's just a possible (probable) reality as a result of climate change. It's okay. I'll be somewhere in the south east, like Zanzibar, living in a house on stilts. It's rather cool, in a developing world way. #newyork

afterabe

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @OrneryBabe: It is very similar the "car wreck thing"... we look because it is in us and we can't look away. #saturdaynightlive

TheProfessor69

]]> <![CDATA[Andrew Sullivan, Calling Out Sarah Palin: <i>I Know You Read My Blog, Sucka!</i>]]> So...she's the one in the comments still doing the whole "1first111!"? #andrewsullivan

BlinkyMcChuck

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @The_Rodge: So wait, now you're homophobic if you find gay sex funny/gross/creepy/uncomfortable? First I can't call things that suck "gay" and now this?

Dudes having sex with other dudes is gross. That's called being straight, not homophobic. Deal with it.

If you keep abusing the word you'll destroy any meaning it has. #saturdaynightlive

Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS

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