Remember the Academy Awards? Don't worry, no one else does either. The show was boring, the parties were lame, and the dresses were forgettable. But this year's forgettable ensembles—complete with the usual blood diamonds and useless, tiny purses—were also as expensive as fuck.
So whose boring outfit had the highest retail value? Best actress Oscar winner Cate Blanchett, of course. Quite the overachiever! According to Australian Vogue, Blanchett's look totaled an estimated $18 million, which is $17.95 million more than your overall net worth.
Her dress by Armani Privé is valued at "around $100,000." And her jewelry by Chopard is worth "around $18 million" and included the following pieces:
- Earrings of 62 opals with a combined 33 carats
- Brown diamond bracelet
- Pear-shaped diamond ring
Best actress loser and poor person Sandra Bullock only showed up wearing an embarrassingly cheap $8.24 million dollar outfit.
[h/t Vanity Fair Hollywood, Image via AP]