Yesterday, we watched Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ridicule fans cheering on Colombia, Greece, and Uruguay at World Cup viewing parties in Queens. Today, as we prepare to watch the match between the U.S. and Germany, let's watch him take on Italy, Japan, and Ivory Coast fans, and console heartbroken England fans in Manhattan.

To be continued! (To be continued for me to poop on.)

[h/t TeamCoco]