It seems that each time we bring up the human rights violation known as "Ugg boots," we're shortly after informed of a new strain of Ugg-related evil. Moments after our earlier Ugg-post went up, a link to the Ugg poncho (as featured in People magazine, as sure a tipoff to infernal origins as a tattoo of Mephistopheles diddling himself) landed in our inbox. Indeed, the online store crows that the likes of Kate Hudson, Uma Thurman, and Hilary Duff have already added them to their personal wardrobes, but this is no reason for you to fork over 250 bucks; the actresses just use them as blood-repelling aprons while they disembowel babies in the basement of Fred Segal.

• The War Against Uggs Continues [Defamer]

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