· Hollywood Out of Ideas 10, Cruel Irony Edition: Kim Cattrall is finally willing to show her tits on camera, and now Warner Brothers decides to sign up for another Police Academy movie. Where was her libertine spirit when her on-screen sexual tension with Steve Gutenberg was begging for some full-frontal? [THR]
· Mena Suvari joins the cast of the strange, ill-conceived Ted Griffin re-imagining of The Graduate mythology (whatever, it's a sequel). We love her recent work in Six Feet Under, so too bad she's playing Jennifer Aniston's sister. Hold on, we smell a taboo itching to be broken! [THR]
· UPN tapes Amish teen reality show on the down-low to avoid criticism. They are really in for a backlash when news of their super-secret pilot for Black-Hatters Gone Apeshit In Gentile Society leaks out. [Variety, sub. req'd]
· Is Miramax's Harvey Weinstein going to MGM? Who's buying MGM? No one knows anything! [Variety, sub. req'd]

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