According to today's Page Six, Mary-Kate Olsen's rep "vehemently denies" that the twin is behind the rehab eight-ball for cocaine addiction, despite today's report in Star magazine. He calls the story "absolutely false" and that the Olsen's anorexia-loving, blow-denouncing lawyers are "evaluating their options." By coming out so strongly against the drug addiction story, their message to America's multimillionaire twins is crystal clear: It's OK to starve yourself until your parents send you away for a fabulous spa vacation in Utah.

• Page Six: Real Re-hab? [NY Post]


• Mary-Kate Rehab: Like, Duh, It's Totally Drugs [Defamer]


• Mary-Kate Olsen: Not As Hungry As We Thought? [Defamer]


• Fifty Percent Of Olsen Twins Reportedly In Rehab [Defamer]

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