Star Magazine lists the going rates for celebrity nude photos, which clearly don't adhere to the supply and demand dynamics of the free market. Angelina Jolie ($1.2 mil) has been naked in nearly every movie she's ever been in—we can sketch her nipples from memory; in fact, we're sketching her right now. McConaughey for 200 grand? He'd whip it out for a hit from your bong. Brad Pitt's junk ($1 mil) has been on the web for years. And if you want to know what Timberlake ($400K) is packing, just head to Vancouver.

The price list is after the jump.

Britney Spears: $1.2M
Angelina Jolie: $1.2M
Brad Pitt: $1M
George Clooney: $1M
Justin Timberlake: $400K
Matthew McConaughey: $200K

• HOW MUCH THEIR NAKED PHOTOS WOULD SELL FOR [Star Magazine]

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