And we thought we had way too much time on our hands. Local, eerily appropriately named blog lowexpectations has assembled what has to be the canonical list of celebrity attendees at the two Fahrenheit 9/11 screenings Monday night. One quick quibble with the list: Patrick Whitesell, Ben Affleck's agent, is listed. Let's not start giving agents the idea that they're famous, important, or even human beings. They're already impossible enough to deal with.

• The screening list [lowexpectations]


• Last Night's Fahrenheit Screening: They Let Everyone In [Defamer]


• Last Night's Fahrenheit Screening: Everyone But Reagan In Attendance [Defamer]

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