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Wherein we invite readers to guess the identities of the subjects of humpy E! gossipmonger Ted Casablanca's blind items, but only after performing the arduous intermediate step of converting Casablanca's mind-erasing prose into a form of English they can better understand. After two straight weeks of double blind items, Ted can only manage One Still-Burning Blind Vice—but at least there's an element of an Awful Truth blind item standby, The Supposedly Straight Actor Who Enjoys Gay Sex :
Ted sez: " Let's be hopeful. Let's be respectful. Let's be friggin' grateful these farts even care about sex after all these movie premieres! On that age-spotted note, let's back up. Sophie Soulful is committed to Butch Beyond. Ol' Sophe, always a looker, was never really recognized for her beauteous offerings because she always damn near paled in comparison to her hunky he-man, drool-dropping material fer days." Read the full item.
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