—Natalie Portman is caught smoking in Israel, also caught "happy" that Bush won the election. Oh, yeah, she campaigned for Kerry. Um, flip flop?
—It's always sad when fathers and daughters attend separate press junkets in the same hotel, yet still can't find a way to mend the rifts between them.
—Tara Reid extends her Week of Being Paris Hilton by being caught partying her ass off immediately after swearing she's given up partying. What's the saying? You can't expect a retard to change its spots? Close enough.
—The Funkyjenn Gazette wonders what the Producers Guild thinks of bogus "lifestyle producers" diluting the power of their credits.
—Who said Nicky Hilton's fake marriage wouldn't last? August 15th to November 8th is a pretty good run for faux nuptials.

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