Queer Eye is finally coming to Los Angeles. [Ed.note—We gave up hope about six months ago when we suffered a stroke in the middle of a Pier 1, waiting for Tom to suddenly appear and help us with our wicker choices.] This time, Bravo is planning on queering up some straight girls at an open casting call this weekend at a Toluca Lake casting agency. But we're thinking the only chicks that will show up are the kind that are panhandling outside a Hollywood Starbucks amongst signs describing Tom Cruise's mind-control rays. What woman in LA doesn't already have a team of gays fussing over her hair?

• OPEN CALL THIS WEEK IN LOS ANGELES! [Bravo via SoSaysI]

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