Even the PAs and assistants have opinions on the Jonathan Dolgen resignation. Too many dry-cleaning runs or complaints about the unacceptable amount of egg in your Cobb salad, Jon? When the peons have occasion to slag you, you're not exactly beloved. A "wage slave" opines to blogger "Leslie McZucker":

Said the Paramount wage slave: "Dolgen quit? Seriously? The whole company's gonna be happy. He's a mean, mean man." It's that extra "mean" that separates Dolgen from the rest of his mogul pals.

On the other hand, we hear that Dolgen gives nice, rambling speeches in front of the Paramount Christmas tree each year. Oops, gave.

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