By Mark, 8:01 PM on Fri Jul 30 2004, 11,824 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

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Usually we're more interested in what stars are putting up their noses, veins, or anuses, but this rear-view picture of Paris Hilton leaving a Hollywood club has us wondering what's on the outside of her ass for a change. Is she trying to keep cigarettes out of her mouth or babies out of her skinny womb? Nicoderm or Ortho-Evra? Or is the pharmaceutical industry testing an anti-skank patch? If so, doesn't seem to be working. Maybe we can slap a few on Britney and increase the study's sample size.

[Ed.note—We know the site claims it's a nicotine patch, we just think the matter's open for debate.]

Related: Why Paris Hilton Left Nick Carter [BTW, we hear they're back together.]

• HILTON PARIS SALE DE UN CLUB [Shotnews]


• Watching Paris Buy Paris [Defamer]