Paris Hilton's new Guess ads seem to recreate that magic moment just after a white-clad hunk happens across a spread-eagled, skanky celebutante and just before she suggests they retire inside for a little camcorder sex in front of a loud Chris Rock concert. We must say, it's really an effective evocation.

[Photo claims to originate from www.hilton-sisters.net, which doesn't seem to exist. More here.]

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