Media elitist sister site Gawker hears a rumor that the Olsen twins, everyone's favorite squirrel-eyed, mass-impaired moguls-cum-coeds, might have discontinued their rigorous freshman studies at NYU. Before you get any crazy ideas, they haven't committed suicide; teenagers that rich have too much to live for, and we're sure their DualStar corporation's officers have installed the necessary "meal-ticket loss prevention" mechanisms in their 5,725-square-foot chipmunk palace. Of course, their reps were quiet when Gawker got ambitious and tried to confim the rumor, but a "no comment" from an agent's cagey assistant sounds a lot like a confirmation to us. Let's see if a publicist issues a denial so we can send the girls some Santa Monica College transfer forms.

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