The LAT prints its follow-up to yesterday's dirt-flinging story about the imminent firing of E! CEO Mindy Herman. (Which, by the way, mentions her meeting with E! lieutenants early Thursday morning in which she proclaimed she wasn't "going anywhere," a meeting noted on Defamer while it was still in progress.) A press release announcing her departure was released shortly after that meeting, illustrating that "I'm not going anywhere" loosely translates to "start packing up my office." As of the close of business yesterday, E!'s staff was still in the dark about her—get ready, here it comes—ankling.

As for Herman, she's officially happy to spend time with her new baby. Everyone knows that "spending time with the family" is the new "unceremoniously kicked to the curb for turning your network into an infomercial for Anna Nicole's fat ass."

• E! Networks CEO Quits Amid Probe [LAT]


• It's Official: Mindy Herman E!xecuted [Defamer]


• More On Mindy Herman's Possible E!xit [Defamer]


• Mindy Herman Reportedly Booted From E! [Defamer]

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