Mary-Kate Olsen (a.k.a. The Dematriculating Twin) was spotted at yet another coffee shop (this time a Starbucks) since she supposedly dropped out of NYU. What's up with the constant caffeine intake? She's certainly not trying to stay awake to catch up on her studies. By our crude calculations, she'd probably have to drink nine quad espressos in a two-hour period to approximate another kind of buzz (accounting, of course, for her meager body mass), but the local cafes are cutting her off, forcing her to shuttle from one java dealer to the next to get her full fix.

• Mary-Kate Olsen: College Dropout [Defamer]

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