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According to today's Variety, mercurial starlet/plastic surgery controversy-magnet Lindsay Lohan is in final negotiations to star in Fox's Lady Luck for $7 million large. Now that she's starting to command serious money, maybe it's time that she takes out a Lloyd's of London policy to protect her "talents" so that she can continue to entertain us for years to come.

Related: What You Missed in Last Month's Issue of 'Seventeen'

• Freaky finance: Lohan nearing $7 mil payday [Variety, sub. req'd.]


• Defamer One-Photo Photo Essay [Defamer]