The AP picks up a telephone and calls Andy Dick's publicist to confirm that he's "dating" one of the contestants from The Assistant. We could have done that, but 1) that sounds a lot like "reporting" and 2) talking to publicists gives us gonorrhea. [Ed.note—OK, fucking publicists gives us gonorrhea, but let's not split hairs, they lie in bed too.]

Hey, Associated Press: We don't chase around politicians with a little steno pad and a hat that says "Scoop," so why don't you go right back to ignoring whatever's currently on the business end of Andy Dick's sex organ?

• Andy Dick Dating Contestant on 'Assistant' [AP]


• The Assistant Party: Andy Dick, King Of The C-List [Defamer]


• Andy Dick Boinks Assistant: Follow-Up! [Defamer]


• Andy Dick Boinks Assistant [Defamer]

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